This is something I found online that was from an issue of Reflux Digest.  We found it humerous since it is so true (you'll see a parallel to the "rule of threes" to diagnose colic).
Beth’s Rule of Sixes – completely unscientific
If you can answer yes to six of these, maybe it isn't "just" colic...
- Your baby cries six hours a day 
- For six days a week 
- It has been going on for over six weeks 
- The neighbor six doors down can hear the screaming 
- You tried six formulas or cut six foods from your diet if nursing 
- You and your baby need six changes of clothes per day 
- It takes six hours to feed six ounces 
- Your baby never sleeps for more than 60 minutes at a time 
- Your baby spits up six times after each bottle 
- You keep wondering if you overlooked a 666 birthmark 
- At the last six appointments doc said "colic" or "babies just cry" 
- You dread driving anywhere more than six minutes away 
- Your baby belches like a six year old 
- Six hours alone with the baby is the max anybody can take 
- You do six loads of laundry a week - just for you and the baby 
- By six pm you want a 7 & 7
How to Discipline Your Mom
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